Monday, June 30, 2008
Hancock
Look up in the sky, it’s an angel, it’s a god, it’s Superman… no, it’s Hancock! Who is this mystery man who seems to cause more damage as he tries to save lives? What if a superhero had amnesia and was little more than a super-strong, selfish, alcoholic in need of a good PR man. Only Will Smith can make such an obnoxious character charming and likeable. This “good guy” doesn’t seem so good in the beginning. Jason Bateman is his usual funny comical self, but the beautiful Charlize Theron will surprise you. If you are getting tired of those typical superhero films, this intriguing action/comedy/love story may offer the refreshing different perspective that you might be looking for. It is just light-hearted fun that is not to be taken too seriously. It is rated “PG-13 for sci-fi violence and language. Parents beware; Hancock may not be the role model that you want their little ones to see.
Alien gives it 3 “Spaghetti & Meatball Thursday” stars out of 4.
Look up in the sky, it’s an angel, it’s a god, it’s Superman… no, it’s Hancock! Who is this mystery man who seems to cause more damage as he tries to save lives? What if a superhero had amnesia and was little more than a super-strong, selfish, alcoholic in need of a good PR man. Only Will Smith can make such an obnoxious character charming and likeable. This “good guy” doesn’t seem so good in the beginning. Jason Bateman is his usual funny comical self, but the beautiful Charlize Theron will surprise you. If you are getting tired of those typical superhero films, this intriguing action/comedy/love story may offer the refreshing different perspective that you might be looking for. It is just light-hearted fun that is not to be taken too seriously. It is rated “PG-13 for sci-fi violence and language. Parents beware; Hancock may not be the role model that you want their little ones to see.
Alien gives it 3 “Spaghetti & Meatball Thursday” stars out of 4.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wanted
The life of a pathetic accounting wimp (James McAvoy) turns upside down when enters the Matrixesque world of uber-assassins (including Morgan Freeman and Angelina Jolie) in this over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek, ultra-action thriller. Be sure to check all of your senses of reality at the door if you want to enjoy this film featuring one impossible action scene after another. Freeman and Joie are always fun to watch even though they are mainly replaying their previous roles of “The Boss” (Lucky Number Slevin) and Mrs. Smith. McAvoy grows into the Mr. Smith part. The film is filled with extreme action with a twisted sense of humor. Vengenge, rats and the “Loom of Fate” play into the mystery of who is who and who needs to die next. This movie is sheer guilty pleasure fun. Rated "R" of violence, language, sexuality, and Jolie's tatooed naked backside.
Alien gives it 3 “adrenalin rush” stars out of 4.
The life of a pathetic accounting wimp (James McAvoy) turns upside down when enters the Matrixesque world of uber-assassins (including Morgan Freeman and Angelina Jolie) in this over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek, ultra-action thriller. Be sure to check all of your senses of reality at the door if you want to enjoy this film featuring one impossible action scene after another. Freeman and Joie are always fun to watch even though they are mainly replaying their previous roles of “The Boss” (Lucky Number Slevin) and Mrs. Smith. McAvoy grows into the Mr. Smith part. The film is filled with extreme action with a twisted sense of humor. Vengenge, rats and the “Loom of Fate” play into the mystery of who is who and who needs to die next. This movie is sheer guilty pleasure fun. Rated "R" of violence, language, sexuality, and Jolie's tatooed naked backside.
Alien gives it 3 “adrenalin rush” stars out of 4.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
WALL-E
It’s R2D2 meets “I Am Legend” meets “Mutiny on the Bounty” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in this animated sci-fi misadventure / love story with a “save the planet” warning. WALLlE (Waste Allocation Load Lifter, Earth-Class) is the little droid that could. Audiences will absolutely adore this resourceful, but lonely character who is looking for companionship. The animation is amazing and will have you mesmerized at the screen. This terrific story unfolds slowly to reveal the world 700 years in the future. Alien feels this wonderful movie favors older viewers and hopes that there are enough “toon” antics for the tiny tots to keep them from getting lost in space.
Alien gives it 3 “Buy ‘N’ Large” stars out of 4.
It’s R2D2 meets “I Am Legend” meets “Mutiny on the Bounty” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in this animated sci-fi misadventure / love story with a “save the planet” warning. WALLlE (Waste Allocation Load Lifter, Earth-Class) is the little droid that could. Audiences will absolutely adore this resourceful, but lonely character who is looking for companionship. The animation is amazing and will have you mesmerized at the screen. This terrific story unfolds slowly to reveal the world 700 years in the future. Alien feels this wonderful movie favors older viewers and hopes that there are enough “toon” antics for the tiny tots to keep them from getting lost in space.
Alien gives it 3 “Buy ‘N’ Large” stars out of 4.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
The Love Guru
It's yogi mysticism meets miracle on ice in Mike Myers' latest comedy romp. Guru Pitka (Myers) is hired to reconcile a star hockey player's marriage. Mike Myers fans will just love this bawdy bit of Bollywood chuck filled with crude toilet humor. If that's what floats your boat, then you are in for loads of laughs. However, Alien never much cared for Myers' shenanigans. Justin Timberlake stretches his comedic wings. Jessica Alba is only a pretty face in this amusing spectacle.
Alien gives it 2 "funny names" stars out of 4.
It's yogi mysticism meets miracle on ice in Mike Myers' latest comedy romp. Guru Pitka (Myers) is hired to reconcile a star hockey player's marriage. Mike Myers fans will just love this bawdy bit of Bollywood chuck filled with crude toilet humor. If that's what floats your boat, then you are in for loads of laughs. However, Alien never much cared for Myers' shenanigans. Justin Timberlake stretches his comedic wings. Jessica Alba is only a pretty face in this amusing spectacle.
Alien gives it 2 "funny names" stars out of 4.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Get Smart
Maxwell Smart (Steve Carell), Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway), and the Chief (Alan Arkin) are back to lead CONTROL in its battle against KAOS. Fans of the 60s spy spoof will get a big kick out the many references to the TV series. Those silly running jokes are timeless and still hilarious. This remake has gotten smarter. It takes an obvious gag premise and gives it a surprise twist to keep the audience in stitches. Carell is the perfect replacement for Don Adams. Hathaway and Arkin play well against Carell. Add in the charismatic Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and a bunch of surprise cameos and you got quite a funny cast.
Maxwell Smart (Steve Carell), Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway), and the Chief (Alan Arkin) are back to lead CONTROL in its battle against KAOS. Fans of the 60s spy spoof will get a big kick out the many references to the TV series. Those silly running jokes are timeless and still hilarious. This remake has gotten smarter. It takes an obvious gag premise and gives it a surprise twist to keep the audience in stitches. Carell is the perfect replacement for Don Adams. Hathaway and Arkin play well against Carell. Add in the charismatic Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and a bunch of surprise cameos and you got quite a funny cast.
Alien gives it 3 ½ “bumbling, but effective” stars out of 4.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
The Rocker
In 1986, Robert Fishman (Rainn Wilson) gets dumped (like Pete Best) from his heavy metal rock band Vesuvius, but 20 years later he gets second chance to relive his dreams. This is a small film that nobody heard of, but if you give it a chance, it has a lot of good laughs. Wilson is a talented comedian who dominates this film with his physical slapstick humor. His character pokes fun at the wild rock and roll lifestyle.
Alien gives it 3 “rope-a-dope of the naked drummer” stars out of 4.
In 1986, Robert Fishman (Rainn Wilson) gets dumped (like Pete Best) from his heavy metal rock band Vesuvius, but 20 years later he gets second chance to relive his dreams. This is a small film that nobody heard of, but if you give it a chance, it has a lot of good laughs. Wilson is a talented comedian who dominates this film with his physical slapstick humor. His character pokes fun at the wild rock and roll lifestyle.
Alien gives it 3 “rope-a-dope of the naked drummer” stars out of 4.
Monday, June 09, 2008
The Incredible Hulk
Marvel Studios takes another shot at bringing the raging gamma-dosed green gargantuan back to the big screen to make up for Ang Lee’s disappointing 2003 version. Non-Hulk fans will have to pay close attention to the opening moments as it speeds through the gamma ray experiment gone wrong and sends Dr. Bruce Banner off to his fugitive life style. True Fans will see some of their favorite characters (Banner’s girlfriend Betty, General Ross, and the Abomination), tributes to the TV series, some Hulk humor, other Marvel references, and some entertaining cameos including the traditional appearance of Stan Lee. When the Hulk emerges you can expect some tremendous special effects action true to the comic books. You can tell this movie was made by real Hulk lovers, including Edward Norton who also helped write the screenplay. Marvel Comic fans won’t be disappointed and will be intrigued by the closing scene.
Alien gives it 3 ½ “clash of the Titans” stars out of 4.
Marvel Studios takes another shot at bringing the raging gamma-dosed green gargantuan back to the big screen to make up for Ang Lee’s disappointing 2003 version. Non-Hulk fans will have to pay close attention to the opening moments as it speeds through the gamma ray experiment gone wrong and sends Dr. Bruce Banner off to his fugitive life style. True Fans will see some of their favorite characters (Banner’s girlfriend Betty, General Ross, and the Abomination), tributes to the TV series, some Hulk humor, other Marvel references, and some entertaining cameos including the traditional appearance of Stan Lee. When the Hulk emerges you can expect some tremendous special effects action true to the comic books. You can tell this movie was made by real Hulk lovers, including Edward Norton who also helped write the screenplay. Marvel Comic fans won’t be disappointed and will be intrigued by the closing scene.
Alien gives it 3 ½ “clash of the Titans” stars out of 4.
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
The Fall
This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.
A little girl with a broken arm and an injured movie stuntman spend time creating exotic stories of adventure while recuperating in a Los Angeles hospital in the 1920s. Reality and the imaginary begin to intertwine as a child’s input begins to remold an ever changing story. Director Tarsem Singh takes you on a fascinating tour around the globe to some of the most stunning and beautiful settings your eyes will ever see. Combined with some colorful and unique costumes, it is a real eye candy visual treat. The little girl is a cutie, but she is hard to understand at times. If you like surreal, fantasy stories within a story, you may enjoy this one.
Alien gives it 2 ½ “googly” stars out of 4.
This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.
A little girl with a broken arm and an injured movie stuntman spend time creating exotic stories of adventure while recuperating in a Los Angeles hospital in the 1920s. Reality and the imaginary begin to intertwine as a child’s input begins to remold an ever changing story. Director Tarsem Singh takes you on a fascinating tour around the globe to some of the most stunning and beautiful settings your eyes will ever see. Combined with some colorful and unique costumes, it is a real eye candy visual treat. The little girl is a cutie, but she is hard to understand at times. If you like surreal, fantasy stories within a story, you may enjoy this one.
Alien gives it 2 ½ “googly” stars out of 4.
Monday, June 02, 2008
CJ7
This is not a sneak preview. This film has been already released.
Stephen Chow stars as a single parent struggling to make ends meet while sending his son to private school so the boy can have a better life. The son constantly gets picked on by other students and his teacher because poor background and virtually everything he has came from the junkyard. When he yearns for a high-tech robotic dog that they can’t afford, his dad brings him a strange green orb which turns out to be a cross between ET, Flubber, and a Tribble. That’s when the magic begins. This is a delightful, charming, and very funny story with good family values for kids of all ages. If you are familiar with Chow’s other movies, “Shaolin Soccer” and “Kung Fu Hustle”, you’ll know his sense of humor and style of film making. It is in Chinese with English subtitles. It is a great father/son relationship film; even though the son is actually played by a girl (she had the right face for the part).
Alien gives it 3 “UFO” stars out of 4.
This is not a sneak preview. This film has been already released.
Stephen Chow stars as a single parent struggling to make ends meet while sending his son to private school so the boy can have a better life. The son constantly gets picked on by other students and his teacher because poor background and virtually everything he has came from the junkyard. When he yearns for a high-tech robotic dog that they can’t afford, his dad brings him a strange green orb which turns out to be a cross between ET, Flubber, and a Tribble. That’s when the magic begins. This is a delightful, charming, and very funny story with good family values for kids of all ages. If you are familiar with Chow’s other movies, “Shaolin Soccer” and “Kung Fu Hustle”, you’ll know his sense of humor and style of film making. It is in Chinese with English subtitles. It is a great father/son relationship film; even though the son is actually played by a girl (she had the right face for the part).
Alien gives it 3 “UFO” stars out of 4.
