Wednesday, October 22, 2025
F***, Marry, Kill
Eva (Lucy Hale) is celebrating her 30th birthday with her bff’s/gal pals. Her policeman boyfriend Jake broke up with her 8 months ago after 8 years together. Devastated, she decides to join a dating app to find a new partner. However, local news reports warn about a serial killer. Her friends dissect her dating exploits classifying each as fuck, marry, or kill. This is a wacky crime comedy. Her paranoid sister Valerie makes Eva suspicious of all of her dates. As a true-crime junkie, she starts playing Nancy Drew & begins jumping to conclusions. It is basically a comedy of errors as she & the audience tries to solve the mystery. See if you can guess the killer before the reveal. This film is light hearted entertainment while poking fun at online dating & amateur detective work. A mid credit clip show Eva joining her favorite true-crime podcast.
Alien gives it 2½ “Swipe Right Killer” stars out of 4.
