Thursday, August 25, 2005
The Cave
When scientists stumble upon the ruins of a 13th century abbey, they also discover a cave with a new species lurking inside… and then the fun begins.
Alien has sent out his team of amateur critics and spelunkers to review “The Cave” and is still waiting for the reports on this new horror flick to come in.
Report #1: bad acting, bad plot, no stars.
Report #2: good acting, good storyline, 3 stars out of 4.
Report#3: enjoyed the acting and the plot giving it 2.4 stars, but his spouse liked it more giving it 2.8 stars (he favors the 10-star system so Alien did the conversion).
When scientists stumble upon the ruins of a 13th century abbey, they also discover a cave with a new species lurking inside… and then the fun begins.
Alien has sent out his team of amateur critics and spelunkers to review “The Cave” and is still waiting for the reports on this new horror flick to come in.
Report #1: bad acting, bad plot, no stars.
Report #2: good acting, good storyline, 3 stars out of 4.
Report#3: enjoyed the acting and the plot giving it 2.4 stars, but his spouse liked it more giving it 2.8 stars (he favors the 10-star system so Alien did the conversion).
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