Wednesday, March 05, 2008
10,000 B.C.
It’s “One Million Years B.C.” meets “Apocalypto” in a classic tale of prophesies revolving around a prehistoric wooly mammoth hunter who must go on a quest to become a warrior, unite many tribes to free the enslaved from the cruel pyramid builders, and rescue his love. If you watched the trailers and expect to see lots of mammoth and saber tooth tiger action, you may be a bit disappointed. There is some good CGI stuff, but probably not enough to quench your inner caveman’s thirst for primitive high adventure. Is the movie predictable? Of course, because all legendary prophesies foretell what is about to come. Nothing can stop destiny. The film may not be quite the prehistoric thrill ride that you expected, but it is entertaining enough. Alien was annoyed by the casting of the Lindsay Lohan look-alike heroine complete with painted eye brows and false eyelashes in cavewoman attire.
Alien gives it 2 ½ “mark of the hunter” stars out of 4.
It’s “One Million Years B.C.” meets “Apocalypto” in a classic tale of prophesies revolving around a prehistoric wooly mammoth hunter who must go on a quest to become a warrior, unite many tribes to free the enslaved from the cruel pyramid builders, and rescue his love. If you watched the trailers and expect to see lots of mammoth and saber tooth tiger action, you may be a bit disappointed. There is some good CGI stuff, but probably not enough to quench your inner caveman’s thirst for primitive high adventure. Is the movie predictable? Of course, because all legendary prophesies foretell what is about to come. Nothing can stop destiny. The film may not be quite the prehistoric thrill ride that you expected, but it is entertaining enough. Alien was annoyed by the casting of the Lindsay Lohan look-alike heroine complete with painted eye brows and false eyelashes in cavewoman attire.
Alien gives it 2 ½ “mark of the hunter” stars out of 4.
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