Monday, April 20, 2009
Crank High Voltage
This is not a sneak preview. This Film has already released.
Crank High Voltage is shocking. Alien is shocked that they made a sequel and shocked that so many actors returned to reprise their roles. This mindless, plotless Looney Tunes action driven film is filled with gratuitous sec and nudity along with senseless and implausible violence. This time Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) isn’t seeking for the antidote, but trying to recover his stolen heart. He must stay "juiced" in order to keep his artificial heart running. If you liked the original, you’ll probably love this tongue-in-cheek continuation. If you manage to stick around through the credits, you’ll see some stupid outtakes.
Alien gives it 1 ½ "silliness of PCP" stars out of 4.
This is not a sneak preview. This Film has already released.
Crank High Voltage is shocking. Alien is shocked that they made a sequel and shocked that so many actors returned to reprise their roles. This mindless, plotless Looney Tunes action driven film is filled with gratuitous sec and nudity along with senseless and implausible violence. This time Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) isn’t seeking for the antidote, but trying to recover his stolen heart. He must stay "juiced" in order to keep his artificial heart running. If you liked the original, you’ll probably love this tongue-in-cheek continuation. If you manage to stick around through the credits, you’ll see some stupid outtakes.
Alien gives it 1 ½ "silliness of PCP" stars out of 4.
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