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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Observe and Report

If you liked the Kevin James "Mall Cop" movie, maybe you should quit while you are ahead. This film is a much darker, lewd, crude, and senselessly violent version. Alien observed and was repulsed. The movie relies on too many cheap vulgar jokes and gimmicks to shock and assault the senses. So many F bombs go off that Alien thought his head was going to explode. Brace yourself for the never ending full frontal exposure to the perverted mall flasher (many Kodak moments indelibly etched in your brain for life). This is definitely a waste of two hilarious comic talents, Seth Rogen and Anna Farris. There are virtually no likable characters here, except for sweet little Nell. This mess is a definite "R" for everything repulsive. Of course, it your sense of humor is really twisted, you may just like this film and I hope I never run into you at the mall.

Alien gives it 1 "partner in crime" star out of 4.

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