Thursday, September 10, 2009
Sorority Row
A stupid prank turns deadly, a pact of secrecy is sworn, and sorority sisters start to die one by one in this remake of a 1983 teenage horror/slasher flick. This film is exactly what you expect it to be. If you love this genre, you’ll love it. If you hate the genre, you’ll hate it. After seven girls make a big mistake, someone starts playing "Ten Little Indians" with them. The audience tries to guess who it is while watching the guilty get picked off in cruel and unusual ways along with some collateral damage. It’s classically predictable. The most surprising appearance is House Mother Princess Leia (Carrie Fischer must be broke). She was a much better shot with a blaster. Speaking of weapons, check out the killer’s pimped out killing tool. Of course, you can expect wild drunken parties with naughty scantily dressed girls showing some brief nudity. This should be an easy choice for you. You’ll know in your heart if you want to see this one. Honor, Respect, Secrecy, and Solidarity... Sisters Forever... or until you die.
Alien gives it 2 "The Bitches of Theta Pi Must Die" stars out of 4.
A stupid prank turns deadly, a pact of secrecy is sworn, and sorority sisters start to die one by one in this remake of a 1983 teenage horror/slasher flick. This film is exactly what you expect it to be. If you love this genre, you’ll love it. If you hate the genre, you’ll hate it. After seven girls make a big mistake, someone starts playing "Ten Little Indians" with them. The audience tries to guess who it is while watching the guilty get picked off in cruel and unusual ways along with some collateral damage. It’s classically predictable. The most surprising appearance is House Mother Princess Leia (Carrie Fischer must be broke). She was a much better shot with a blaster. Speaking of weapons, check out the killer’s pimped out killing tool. Of course, you can expect wild drunken parties with naughty scantily dressed girls showing some brief nudity. This should be an easy choice for you. You’ll know in your heart if you want to see this one. Honor, Respect, Secrecy, and Solidarity... Sisters Forever... or until you die.
Alien gives it 2 "The Bitches of Theta Pi Must Die" stars out of 4.
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