Friday, August 10, 2018
Slender Man
This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.
Four disbelieving BFFs (Wren, Hallie, Chloe, & Katie) summon up the mythological legend Slender Man one night during a sleepover. Then in true horror fashion, one goes missing while the attempts the bring her back only insures on more encounters with the supernatural tall thin faceless being. It’s stupid girls frighten by a dumb villain in a lame plot. Dark shadowy settings, things that go bump in the night, some jump scares, fake realities, & distorting camera lens can’t save this disappointing non scary film.
Alien gives it 1½ “virally infected with madness or death” stars out of 4.
This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.
Four disbelieving BFFs (Wren, Hallie, Chloe, & Katie) summon up the mythological legend Slender Man one night during a sleepover. Then in true horror fashion, one goes missing while the attempts the bring her back only insures on more encounters with the supernatural tall thin faceless being. It’s stupid girls frighten by a dumb villain in a lame plot. Dark shadowy settings, things that go bump in the night, some jump scares, fake realities, & distorting camera lens can’t save this disappointing non scary film.
Alien gives it 1½ “virally infected with madness or death” stars out of 4.
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