Saturday, June 15, 2024
Teeth
Under Paris
First, a great white shark, named Bruce by Spielberg, threatened the Amity Island.waters. Then, Jason Statham swam with the Meglodons twice in the Pacific Ocean. Now, a huge mako shark named Lilith may spoil the 2024 Summer World Triathlon Championships in Paris. Sophia is sn ocean scientist & shark expert who carries the guilt of tragic incident 3 years ago. When Lilith’s tracking signal mysteriously turns up in the Seine River of Paris, Sophia, a young environmental activist, the police, & the mayor butt heads over how to handle the situation. It’s guilty pleasure fun as these opposing forces meet in massses for this all too obvious bloodbath setup on race day. Will your brain play that “Jaws” theme song when the first fin appears? Or it be that Baby Shark theme, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo? Who will end up as shark bait? Will this be the end of the line for Lilith? Or will Lilith find her way out of fresh water & back to the salty ocean? It’s just goofy disaster film entertainment. Will there be a sequel? During the credits, world city maps with red movement lines suggest a possibility.
Alien gives it 2½ “Beacon 7” stars out of 4.
